Mark Piggott, author of the brilliant Fire Horses has been busy researching the latest showbiz gossip on www.homedefenceuk.com
Comedian Al Murray has discovered the unfunny bone?
A magistrate has condemned a man who failed to damage a car belonging to JK?
The cause of the big bang has been discovered?
"A judge has slammed an Okehampton man for failing to damage a Ferrari belonging to big-hatted popster Jamiroquai.
According to magistrates Bob Thompson, 32, was seen not vandalising one of JK’s many high performance motors despite knowing it belonged to the pint-sized singer.
“I do feel ashamed of myself,” admitted the defendant. “I was in this hotel bar when this short, ugly, talentless bloke with a hat the size of a hay-bale came in for a drink.”
“It soon became apparent by his offensive personality that I was in the presence of chart-tastic moron JK. When I looked outside I saw one of his flash motors and for some reason something didn’t snap.
“I will always regret not damaging a car belonging to JK. I’ve learned my lesson and now I’d like to put an end to the matter.”
Lucy
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