The cat is well and truly out of the bag concerning my writing and I now find myself living in a different world. A world where when I least expect it, someone will ask me about my book. When is it out? Is this right about this book malarkey? Are you for real or what? So what’s it about? Anyway, you know the drill. I’m sort of getting used to it, and of course thoroughly enjoying my small slice of stardom.
Last week, I was down Leicester at one of my construction sites for a meeting. When I came out I had a look around the site with my foreman, a bit crack with the lads, then went along the street to see a guy who wanted a price for some paving. Here’s the conversation between myself and Lee, one of my workers, as we headed to this bloke’s shop.
‘So when’s it out, then?’
‘Em, the book. Aye. September 27th.’
‘Looking forward to reading it. I’m right into my reading.’
‘So I’ve heard. I hope you’re not a harsh critic, it could cost you dearly.’
‘So what’s it about?’
‘Hard to sum up in a few words, to be honest. It’s sort of, well, not a…’
‘Is it a thriller?’
‘Not a thriller. It’s contemporary fiction for the young…’
‘Ah, I see, for kids.’ ‘Not for kids. More for like young adults. You know.’
‘So what’s it similar too?’
‘It’s like, let me see, sort of, well, not like Train Spotting, but in the same genre, if you know what I mean.’
‘Ah, I love Irvin Welsh. Read loads of his stuff. I’m busy reading a book now, a bit like that sort of thing. Off the cuff, you know?’
‘Right. What’s it called?’
‘Friday at the Nobody Inn. Something like that. You read it?’’
‘I have. The author fights out the same stable as me as it happens.’
‘Never.’
‘So how did you get onto reading it?’
‘Was recommended on the Amazon after I bought an Irvin Welsh book.’
‘Nice one.’
We reached the bloke’s shop and Lee went back along to the site, and I started thinking: how am I going to get Fat Tuesday recommended on Amazon?
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